Descendents-inspired Nate Funk character on Gildan Heavy Cotton shirts.
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4"x4" Sticker with Descendents-parody "Growing Up is Dumb" design. Price includes shipping/mailing costs.
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Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
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Includes unlimited streaming of Growing Up is Dumb
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lyrics
It's an 80 degree Southern California night in the middle of winter
With the stars shining bright. I'm up wondering how the hell things are gonna be
When the big Inland Empire starts to claim me
All the stories I hear, all the stories I'm told of these crack-loving thieves,
and of hookers and johns. Close-minded Republicans and fragile old WASPs
Scared of all change and anyone different
I'm moving to San Bernardino in the morning
Clothes in my bags, records in my boxes
My heart's still in the SGV, I'm in mourning
Goodbye to everything I've ever known
I'm so worried about making new friends out here, 'cause my nearest friends
are so busy they seem to dispppear. It's an hour long drive to anywhere worthwhile
Drinking up and gambling seems to be my new style
I'm moving to San Bernardino in the morning
Clothes in my bags, records in my boxes
My heart's still in the SGV, I'm in mourning
Goodbye to everything I've ever known
But if it weren't for moving to the Inland Empire
I'd never know such pleasures in life
Like driving up the mountains, sitting in the desert,
Riding my motorcycle, shooting guns,
Skateboarding (again),
And I wouldn't have the friends I do
That PMA and good attitude
To get out of bed and to see the world so wide
Taking part in life outside
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