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The Soundtrap Project

by Nate Funk

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  • Moose design t-shirt with sketch of "Playing Guitar is Hard with Hooves" cover art on light blue Gildan Softstyle Tees, bundled with cassette of "Playing Guitar is Hard with Hooves/The Soundtrap Project" double EP!

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  • Cassette + Digital Album

    Limited edition cassette of the Playing Guitar is Hard with Hooves acoustic EP and The Soundtrap Project EP

    Side A: Playing Guitar is Hard with Hooves
    Side B: The Soundtrap Project

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    Artwork by Blue Rose
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1.
Oh God 00:48
Oh God I'll never be good enough I'll never be like Dan or Jeff or Kalnoky Or singing songs about oppression and anarchy All I do is just complain about my mundane life With dose of creepy songs 'bout girls not giving me delight So why try?
2.
Stuck in an apartment, she's lonely inside Daydreams of old days, it's a matter of time Til she blows again, til she blows again 'Cos Andrew's a douchebag- an immaculate schmuck Goddamn annoying and abusive as fuck He'll set her off again, he'll set her off again Lexi's crying her eyes out again What's been happening in apartment 312? Teenage drama, dead young love has got poor Lexi overwhelmed Can you hear the neighbors banging on the door? Broken glass and dreams lay on the floor With every day it seems there's yet another scene She's weathering the tempest, try to keep herself clean She's walking off again, she's walking off again Andrew's abandoned Alexis again But she's taking the power, with diary and pen "Such a disgusting man, such a disgusting man!" Lexi dries her eyes out again Lexi's packed her bags, she's flying out to Maine Leave that baggage on the curb before you climb up on that plane Turn your back on broken legacies behind Make that future for yourself, yeah, just climb climb climb
3.
'99 Integra 02:29
You were my quick white stallion Gift to 21 year old me Instead of walking home again Instead of bumming rides from friends I settle into your suede seat Running 'round town for something to eat You were a gift from grandma back when she passed away A reminder of gratefulness, yeah, every single day Stay up late at night, sheltered from the cold Wonder what happens when you get old Instead of walking home again Instead of bumming rides from friends I settle into your suede seat I'm humbled for myself I'm thankful for your help You were a gift from grandma back when she passed away A reminder of gratefulness, yeah, every single day Stay up late at night, sheltered from the cold I'm thankful for your help Because you can't predict your health I'm humbled for myself
4.
Just yesterday another shooting happened again Just yesterday another shooting happened again It's an epidemic of something so systemic Apple pie America's own dark aesthetic You can climb your way up towards the light And get kicked back down if your skin ain't white Just yesterday another shooting happened again Just yesterday another shooting happened again We fetishize skin color and the slants in our eyes But the whole damn thing is hatred in disguise We rise up as a group with pride Never ever going to be let inside Just yesterday another shooting happened again Just yesterday another shooting happened again It's an epidemic of something so systemic Apple pie America's own dark aesthetic You can climb your way up towards the light And get kicked back down if your skin ain't white
5.
Exhausted all the things I've loved and tortured myself. Can I just be happy? When everybody jumps on everything I said and everybody's telling me that we're best friends, I'd rather be dead or dying. So someone cut me a check cashed for all that I'm worth, divide it by what I've spent and calculate my new worth. I never got nothing for anything. I feel I've done everything for nothing. And maybe we can fly away from here. Surf of the debris of a broken scene in our sub-suburban wasteland. Pack up everything and get out of here. Everything I fought for is dead to me in our sub-suburban wasteland. You were wrong. I'll buy the farm tonight. I'd like to spend time where no one can see me. I'm pissing down the cracks of a broken dream: UNITED WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN DESTINY! Come on, nobody's with me. Just send me off with a check cashed for all that I'm worth, and I'll say I'll feel better but I'll really feel worse. I never feel like feeling anything. I only feel everything for nothing. We're breaking down while breaking in.

about

i made an EP in the browser-based DAW Soundtrap and u can too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(hardest part abt this was no monitoring + input latency lul)

credits

released December 3, 2021

Nate Phung - guitar, bass, vocals, trombone, organ, drum programming

All software sounds by Soundtrap.

Recorded and mixed by Nate Phung in Soundtrap

RocketRocketRocketship written by Jeff Rosenstock, originally performed by The Arrogant Sons of Bitches

© Ranch House Records 2021

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