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lyrics

Michelle, I know you haven't gone to sleep at all
Working graveyard in that little fast food stall
A little breaktime barely brings you any redress
My dear I know you must be stressed, oh yes, Michelle

Michelle, you know I hope you think of coming west
To get out of the cold New England mess
Thanks for bailing me out mid-month, I'm blessed
You and I have something going, Michelle, oh yes

Each full swig I take out of your flask
Makes me wish that we could last
Like that holiday card sitting on my desk
Withering each day that comes to rest
Look at us two tortured souls
Never gonna sleep at home
All I'm wishing is you're well
My dear Michelle

Michelle, I know that you divorced that drugged up douche
Carolina coast has you feeling no use
I'm just a little bit flustered, I admit
Green eyed monster chewed me out so I guess I'll split

Each full swig I take out of your flask
Makes me think about our past
Like that holiday card sitting on my desk
Withering each day that comes to rest
Look at us two tortured souls
Always gonna sleep alone
All I'm wishing is you're well
My dear Michelle

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from Playing Guitar is Hard with Hooves, released December 3, 2021

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